What up?

Lindsay Jean Michelle is my name. Nicknames include LJ, Bilbo, Jean Dog, Starpants and Lil’ Dynamite (that one was bestowed on me by my acupuncturist... yes, really).

I’m from the San Fernando Valley, but, like, I wouldn't, like, say I'm, like a valley girl? Cause’ like, I so totally don’t even like talk like one?

I’m actually often mistaken for an East Coaster because, having been raised by New Yorkers, I talk, drive and parallel park like one.

If you don't have a brand, do you even exist? Not in today's world. So let's make sure you know mine:

I often play the mouthy ball-buster who vindictively puts dudes in the friend zone - sorry not sorry. I play the ruthless, possibly conniving and smart employee who's not gonna take any sh*t. In the rom com, I'm the best friend who tells the insufferable lead she's an idiot (cont...)

About

In the action heist or procedural, I'm the snarky techie. In the period piece, I'm the absolute menace of society: the shrew (or the prostitute). If I were a drink, I'd be a salty and spicy cocktail of Natasha Lyonne, Kat Dennings, female Jonah Hill (hold the problematic texts), topped off with a zingy Jennifer Lawrence garnish.

How'd I get here?

When I was a wee little lass, I had terrible social anxiety. I mean terrible - I didn't talk. Acting brought me out of my shell. Acting gave me permission to be vulnerable and to express myself creatively. Acting saved me, for lack of a better cliche. I finally found community in acting class. I finally felt safe.

And now I'm a bad b*tch.

I digress.

To put it simply, I’m really f***king good at what I do. Don't believe me? Let's go. I'll prove it.

I'm also one half of a comedy screenwriting duo.

For more about that, click here.

So, me in a nutshell: Actor. Comedian. Writer.

Small but mighty millennial.